I never know what to say in blurbs like this. I wish I could come up with something neat or witty or funny or straight to the point. But clearly, I can't. If you want to know me, ask me anything. I am honest. Maybe too honest.
I always feel like I’m doing something terribly wrong, like the decisions I make are gonna leave me completely miserable and remorseful but then I remember how many of you are sexually attracted to anime characters and the sky starts to clear and the birds start to chirp
(via sofiajonze)@1 month ago with 17187 notes
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
One time my brother shoved me on the ground and ran over my hand with the wheels of his computer chair. My middle finger broke.
(via sweatpantsandsportsbras)@2 months ago with 434373 notes
"n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk."